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Get along li'l employees

Fred Hosier
by Fred Hosier
August 8, 2008
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What would you pay for a device that would get employees back to their work stations or into a conference room on time for a meeting?
It occurs to us that if a test on cattle proves successful, this could be adapted for workplace use.
Let us explain.
A U.S. Department of Agriculture researcher is working on a device to corral cattle remotely through a high-tech device in the animals’ ears.
The wireless headsets, called the “Ear-A-Round” transmit sounds directly into the cows’ ears to guide their movement. It also contains a small GPS to monitor a cow’s location and movement.
A herd of cows has been trained to respond to the researcher’s singing.
If the singing fails to get the cows moving, the headset can give a small electrical shock.
Researchers are also considering other sound cues such as barking dogs and hissing snakes.
So, for just a moment, let’s pretend we can implant small receivers in employees’ ears. Here are some suggested sound cues and desired responses:

  • Crashing sounds followed by emergency sirens (Employees put on their safety gear).
  • “There’s chocolate cake in the conference room.” (Employees move to conference room in time for a meeting.)
  • “Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie is in your cubicle.” (Gets workers away from the water cooler and back at their desks.)

What would you broadcast in employees’ ears?

Fred Hosier
Fred Hosier
Fred Hosier is editor of Safety News Alert. He has written about occupational safety and health since 1999. Fred's been in the communications business since 1985, including 11 years at WILM Newsradio in Wilmington, DE, where he was News Director.

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