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Meet the Nemesis:
Automation is Absurd and Payroll Should Be Painfuleading add text here
Innovation? Progress? Improvement?
Nonsense!
We sit down with The Nemesis, that staunch supporter of the status quo and prominent proponent of painful payroll, as he makes his case for doing things the old way.
In this lively, one-sided conversation, The Nemesis covers a variety of topics, including:
- why payroll is supposed to be painful
- how fixing error-ridden information is the HR employee’s lot in life
- how mere humans can’t possibly do their own payroll
- how there’s nothing sweeter than a day filled with unnecessary HR tasks
Let’s turn back the clock on innovation, efficiency and general job satisfaction! Register now and join a revolution that marches boldly backward!
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The Nemesis
With decades of experience toiling away in the monotony of outdated and manual processes in his former work life, Nemesis has made it his mission to bring that level of pain to the world of HR and payroll.
As the self-appointed archenemy of Paycom and a provocateur of chaos, he spends his days orchestrating various attempts to undo tech innovation at all costs. He once coordinated 3,107 payroll errors in a single day in Akron, Ohio. But who’s counting? He is. His perpetual quest to keep the unnecessary alive and well and make Paycom rue the day are at the heart of his work.
Hobbies include manual workarounds, repairing Dot Matrix printers, collecting vintage velour track suits and longwinded ranting to his taxidermy opossum companion, Princess.
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